Dear Joke Blog-

How are you?

I haven't seen you in so long but I think about you all the time...

When Seattle and I broke up it was hard on lots of my friendships. I wasn't sure if people would still want to be friends with me if Seattle and I were not together anymore...

I want you to know that I'm very happy with Berkeley! We get along really well and I feel more like myself than I have in a long time. But don't worry, I'm still awfully pessimistic! The other day my aunt told me she was worried that I was seeing something in a glass half empty kind of way. I told her that it wasn't that I saw the glass half empty, I sew 18 half empty glasses.

I promise I will be better about keeping in contact.

XOXO,

Tasa

miss you!

Dear Joke Blog-
I miss you! I never get to talk to you anymore 'cause my internets never work! It is so sad for me!
here are some funny things I have said lately...

"A rattail is just an anorexic mullet!"

"My glass is half full... of arsenic."

"Well, we'll just have to see what the Giant Loom of Fate has to say about that!"

All for now!
Much love
Tasa

coming soon...

dear joke blog-
the other day i said something funny about how the Dalai Lama and KRS-One and New Kids on the Block should go on tour together... i personally think this would be a hugely successful tour!
i can't think of anyone i know who wouldn't want to go! so i'm making some calls and pulling some strings and i'm gonna see if i can make this thing happen. don't even worry, you all will be the first to know about it.
peace,
tasa

3am is a funny time!

dear joke blog-
this i have learned...
you can sew a man a lizard costume and he will be the same lizard every day for the rest of his life, but if you teach the man to sew then he can be a new lizard every day!
all for now,
cheers!
tasa

...

dear joke blog:
i've got nothing...
i am no longer funny.
maybe i never was, who knows.
yours,
tasa

i am soooooo funny!

dear joke blog-
this is a note to emma via my joke blog.

dear emma-
i can't pick you up from the airport tonight, i'll be at home watching "wednesday night lights".
also please tell your grandmothers ring i said "hi".
see you at work tomorrow!
love,
tasa

thank you, joke blog, for delivering that message for me.
kisses,
tasa

joke for koola

dear joke blog:
why did the chicken bus cross the road?
because the driver was a stunt driver for the last die hard movie and has a complete disregard for human life.
love,
tasa